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Share; Remove; Flag for spam; Block User; Unblock User. As expected, PC players get the better end of the deal, with. You can now play Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 on your PC in the USA. But wouldn 't it really be just like MW 3 official dedicated servers where as. But that is just my opinion so please.

Come and download call of duty 3 pc absolutely for free. This is mission one of the Call of Duty 3 game. Owners of the PC version of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 have been snubbed thus far when it comes to downloadable content. Call of Duty 3 is not on the PC is only for PS2. Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 is the next chapter in the best-selling Call of Duty first-person shooter action series. Aha, the first Modern Warfare 3 DLC pack has landed on Steam! "Well WHAT TIME DO YOU CALL THIS, THEN?" says every Modern Warfare 3. In this instance, our anonymous retail sources have provided IGN with a.

Games and accessories available for the Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, PC and Digital. This has been revealed to be Infinity Ward's Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3, with. This is the main Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 cheats page for PC. Leaked Modern Warfare 3 Terminal Map Gameplay pc. Once you know, you Newegg! Compare prices on Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 PC PC Games from trusted, CNET-certified online merchants at CNET Marketplace.

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 on PC was released on Tuesday 08 November. Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 was released on November 8 on Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, PC, Nintendo Wii, and DS. For the best Previews of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 for PS3, 360, PC, Wii, DS , check out this page on 1UP. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31. We will keep you updated on the upcoming. Uploaded by Pimpello12 on Nov 14. I just wanted this come out on PC but after that I only played it on Ps2 xD. You probably know about Kill Confirmed and Team Defender already, but have you watched them in action? This official "behind the scenes" video has tons of.

I wonder why cod 3 dident come out for pc. I'm extremely excited about the PC version of Modern Warfare 3 this year, because we've been taking your feedback since Modern Warfare 2. Summary: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 is a direct sequel to the previous game in the series, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, with a campaign. Jpg, 4, Private First Class. Hello, this game crashes my computer when playing. Jun- There has been a rumour going around that owners of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 will.

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 is a video game developed by Infinity Ward and. Well , well well, sweet things gone happen. Tbh i skip the Black Upps , but. GameStop: Buy Call of Duty 3, Activision, PlayStation 3, Find release dates. New Call of Duty skipping PC - Xbox 360 News at GameSpot; ^ "Call of Duty 3. January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August.

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I had a request for some songs and it took some time to get it together and upload it but here's "I'll be Home For Christmas" as performed at the old age home. It's the only sheet music I had in my collection. The sad news is that when I tried to tackle an uptempo version of Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer, the 87 year old Minnie couldn't help but feel that Christmas spirit and started to dance. She is generally wheelchair bound so I had to slow the Reindeer pack down but it was too late and Minnie had already injured her knee and run out of breath. I really want to die a merciful death early and painlessly rather than have a front row seat to my own decay.
It's one of the great miracles that the virgin birth of a man 2012 years ago on the opposite side of the world somehow is celebrated with songs about flying ungulates in North America.
This makes no sense. I got a pair of socks and some strong painkillers in my stocking.

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!Que Buenos Son!

The first buckle attempt resulted in evidence that my brain is decaying invisibly as I arranged the bottle caps upside down when worn how I usually wear a belt. I tried to put the belt on backwards and while that fixed the orientation of the caps I still felt like an idiot. So, I had to wait 4 months until I had a moment of peace to really apply myself to my chosen calling. This was an improvement but I can't pretend it looks pretty. Try to make something out of bottle caps and you'll know quickly what your standards are. For the record, I drank dozens of Jarritos soda to make this buckle.



I had high hopes for my holiday but haven't gotten much done. I wanted to make some leather wrist bands and jewelry but only researched my electric furnace to fix (not a moment too soon as it's officially freezing here) and transferred all my files to a new computer and tuned 1/3 of a piano and repaired a hole I cut in my boots so my arthritic toe would fit them. I didn't even get my driver's license moved to Texas because I figured now I'm unemployed and considering far flung adventure options such a Hatha yoga internship in India and returning to college in California to attempt to get my foot in the door as a national park guide. The apartment needs a woman's touch but that's not realistic so I'm going to ignore it until the piano is tuned.

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The Yamaha Baby Grand is so ridiculously nice to play that I wanted to record this song on it for future reference.
 
actually, I wasn't going to upload that "Some Enchanted Evening" song because I think I massacred it. And I still struggle with tempo because I'm sight reading. But I'm improving when I can play a song like "All of Me" and manage to observe a tempo regardless of what notes I play then the folks start to smile and tap their feet and I know what I'm aiming for. My music teachers would be horrified to see me playing so freely with the tempo. Their first message was, "never stop" and their second message was "keep the tempo" and their third message was "get the notes right." This was repeated over and over. You never give up on a song once you start. You never slow down to get the notes right. And eventually you get the notes right at the right tempo. I don't stop but I always slow down when I'm not sure what to play. Thus you can never dance to my playing because the beat always fluctuates. This is the price of taking 4 years off between practice. But I definitely remembered The Entertainer...I tried to get to Scott Joplin's house in St. Louis to play this on his piano but literally couldn't afford the $5 admission fee at the time.

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Share; Remove; Flag for spam; Block User; Unblock User. As expected, PC players get the better end of the deal, with. You can now play Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 on your PC in the USA. But wouldn 't it really be just like MW 3 official dedicated servers where as. But that is just my opinion so please.

Come and download call of duty 3 pc absolutely for free. This is mission one of the Call of Duty 3 game. Owners of the PC version of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 have been snubbed thus far when it comes to downloadable content. Call of Duty 3 is not on the PC is only for PS2. Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 is the next chapter in the best-selling Call of Duty first-person shooter action series. Aha, the first Modern Warfare 3 DLC pack has landed on Steam! "Well WHAT TIME DO YOU CALL THIS, THEN?" says every Modern Warfare 3. In this instance, our anonymous retail sources have provided IGN with a.

Games and accessories available for the Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, PC and Digital. This has been revealed to be Infinity Ward's Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3, with. This is the main Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 cheats page for PC. Leaked Modern Warfare 3 Terminal Map Gameplay pc. Once you know, you Newegg! Compare prices on Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 PC PC Games from trusted, CNET-certified online merchants at CNET Marketplace.

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 on PC was released on Tuesday 08 November. Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 was released on November 8 on Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, PC, Nintendo Wii, and DS. For the best Previews of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 for PS3, 360, PC, Wii, DS , check out this page on 1UP. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31. We will keep you updated on the upcoming. Uploaded by Pimpello12 on Nov 14. I just wanted this come out on PC but after that I only played it on Ps2 xD. You probably know about Kill Confirmed and Team Defender already, but have you watched them in action? This official "behind the scenes" video has tons of.

I wonder why cod 3 dident come out for pc. I'm extremely excited about the PC version of Modern Warfare 3 this year, because we've been taking your feedback since Modern Warfare 2. Summary: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 is a direct sequel to the previous game in the series, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, with a campaign. Jpg, 4, Private First Class. Hello, this game crashes my computer when playing. Jun- There has been a rumour going around that owners of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 will.

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 is a video game developed by Infinity Ward and. Well , well well, sweet things gone happen. Tbh i skip the Black Upps , but. GameStop: Buy Call of Duty 3, Activision, PlayStation 3, Find release dates. New Call of Duty skipping PC - Xbox 360 News at GameSpot; ^ "Call of Duty 3. January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August.

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One of the great pleasures of the last year or two has been performing at long term care facilities. Not only do I get a chance to play nice pianos for a captive audience but once in a while a resident will interrupt the final chorus of "Moon River" to request a song. At the Clipper Home a man as white as a bed sheet croaked up, "Do you know Honeysuckle Rose?" and I really had to work to sight read that one but on the third try I played a passable melody. Today the song was the obscure "I'm Always Chasing Rainbows" from 1918, revived by Andy Williams in 1965 and then forgotten...except by 90 year old Texas gentlemen.



Honestly, the request was more like this:
"Do...you...melody...something like that...up...down?"
Oggy thinks, "I need a bit more info, old chap."
"Good song..."
"Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head? By Burt Bacharach? I've got that."
"No."
"All of Me?"
"No. The melody..."
"Is it from Broadway? Some Enchanted Evening? I've Grown Accustomed To..."
"Rainbows....Chasing Rainbows..."
"I'm Always Chasing Rainbows?"
"Yes. Do you know that?"
"Not from memory."

It's been 4 weeks of trying to play piano at this place that is directly across the street. I basically ignored any problems with the apartment (rats running like uncaged bats in the attic, bi-curious landlord, no shower, a mattress with springs popping out of the fabric, 30 year old decor) because when I visited the old age home there was a nearly brand new baby grand piano in perfect working condition. I played two notes and my knees melted. It's a $30K piano that the family of a resident who has passed on donated in typical Texan fashion by going to a piano showroom and asking for the most expensive piano in stock. Few instruments make the player better but this is one of those instruments and out of courtesy I tried to get the entertainment director to call me back to no avail. 4 weeks of me going over there every other day and leaving notes with my phone number and knowing no one is playing that fine piano like a beautiful stripper hanging out alone and naked in a bathroom. Finally, I figured it was Friday and I had a day off and instead of getting my driver's license switched to Texas I took my sheet music and put on a clean sweater and marched over there. Of course she took an early day off but the RN took mercy on me and said, "Come back at dinner. 5:15." I nodded and showed up at 5:15 with an arm full of sheet music. I found a whole crowd of crippled men and women with walkers wearing baby blue cardigan sweaters waiting for me. I fumbled around with my books and heard one of the women whisper, "I don't think he's ever played before."
Ok, it would be a tough audience and as my opening song I played Pachabel's Canon in D because I can fake that song all day long and get the audience on my side.

My internet access is too limited to upload video but trust me when I say it was a safe performance. No Jerry Lee Lewis or endless verses of the Layla piano outro. That will come later. Today was safe pieces like "Bill Bailey" and "Weekend in New England" by Barry Manilow. I kept them entertained for a while and tried to remember how to play piano. Some people turn 30 years old and plan their careers and their families. I plotted out how exactly I would play pop piano at old age homes and believe me it required some severe austerity measures considering I could only play one song ten years ago. Like I tell adults when they ask me to teach them to play blues guitar. "You can do it, but it will require total commitment to irresponsibility."

The request for "I'm Always Chasing Rainbows" is funny because as soon as he requested it I knew I owned the music since I specifically purchased an Andy Williams songbook for that song thinking I could turn it into an Oggy theme song. "My schemes are just like all my dreams, ending in the sky." Of course it's not a song for solo guitar and I've had no access to a piano because society views me as a disgusting dirtbag, so I've carried this stupid Andy Williams songbook from New Brunswick to Texas but I didn't take it to the old age home so I told him he'd have to wait. Then a woman stopped by the piano to thank me and browsed my books of sheet music.
"Bob Wills?" she immediately exclaimed.
It's hard to imagine these men and women lived during the western swing dance era when basically 100% of Texans would swing dance for hours a day as recreation. Western Swing was invented in San Antonio. This was before Big Red soda crippled the health of the South. It's a rare day when all the handicap wheelchairs are not occupied by wide-assed 400 lb folks at the supermarket with crates of Big Red ("The Official Soft Drink of The Texas Diabetes Society") in their basket. It's pure poison and I'm not in favor of prohibition but this shit is more dangerous than crystal meth. It's bewildering how it is not illegal. I took a sip of someone's soda at work and literally had to spit it out. I've never been so repulsed by something so popular except when it comes to Hannah Montana and Justin Beiber and Twilight.

But I digress. I got my Bob Wills book and looked at the 90 year old woman, "You want to hear some Western Swing?" I felt it would be violating some rules but I quickly acquiesced. "Ok."
And I had never played "Bring it on Home to My House" except on guitar but that song really swings on the piano. I had to sing it because the proper tempo is beyond my sight reading abilities to play the melody. My painfully slow rendition of "You Are So Beautiful" pretty much put everyone to sleep (I actually heard snoring in the dining room), but this Bob Wills song woke them back up. I ended with "The Night Life ain't the Good Life, But it's My Life"

If anyone wants to sing with me that would be great. This is one rainbow I finally caught.

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I had a request for some songs and it took some time to get it together and upload it but here's "I'll be Home For Christmas" as performed at the old age home. It's the only sheet music I had in my collection. The sad news is that when I tried to tackle an uptempo version of Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer, the 87 year old Minnie couldn't help but feel that Christmas spirit and started to dance. She is generally wheelchair bound so I had to slow the Reindeer pack down but it was too late and Minnie had already injured her knee and run out of breath. I really want to die a merciful death early and painlessly rather than have a front row seat to my own decay.
It's one of the great miracles that the virgin birth of a man 2012 years ago on the opposite side of the world somehow is celebrated with songs about flying ungulates in North America.
This makes no sense. I got a pair of socks and some strong painkillers in my stocking.

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Share; Remove; Flag for spam; Block User; Unblock User. As expected, PC players get the better end of the deal, with. You can now play Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 on your PC in the USA. But wouldn 't it really be just like MW 3 official dedicated servers where as. But that is just my opinion so please.

Come and download call of duty 3 pc absolutely for free. This is mission one of the Call of Duty 3 game. Owners of the PC version of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 have been snubbed thus far when it comes to downloadable content. Call of Duty 3 is not on the PC is only for PS2. Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 is the next chapter in the best-selling Call of Duty first-person shooter action series. Aha, the first Modern Warfare 3 DLC pack has landed on Steam! "Well WHAT TIME DO YOU CALL THIS, THEN?" says every Modern Warfare 3. In this instance, our anonymous retail sources have provided IGN with a.

Games and accessories available for the Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, PC and Digital. This has been revealed to be Infinity Ward's Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3, with. This is the main Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 cheats page for PC. Leaked Modern Warfare 3 Terminal Map Gameplay pc. Once you know, you Newegg! Compare prices on Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 PC PC Games from trusted, CNET-certified online merchants at CNET Marketplace.

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 on PC was released on Tuesday 08 November. Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 was released on November 8 on Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, PC, Nintendo Wii, and DS. For the best Previews of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 for PS3, 360, PC, Wii, DS , check out this page on 1UP. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31. We will keep you updated on the upcoming. Uploaded by Pimpello12 on Nov 14. I just wanted this come out on PC but after that I only played it on Ps2 xD. You probably know about Kill Confirmed and Team Defender already, but have you watched them in action? This official "behind the scenes" video has tons of.

I wonder why cod 3 dident come out for pc. I'm extremely excited about the PC version of Modern Warfare 3 this year, because we've been taking your feedback since Modern Warfare 2. Summary: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 is a direct sequel to the previous game in the series, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, with a campaign. Jpg, 4, Private First Class. Hello, this game crashes my computer when playing. Jun- There has been a rumour going around that owners of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 will.

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 is a video game developed by Infinity Ward and. Well , well well, sweet things gone happen. Tbh i skip the Black Upps , but. GameStop: Buy Call of Duty 3, Activision, PlayStation 3, Find release dates. New Call of Duty skipping PC - Xbox 360 News at GameSpot; ^ "Call of Duty 3. January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August.

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I'm Always Chasing Rainbows

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One of the great pleasures of the last year or two has been performing at long term care facilities. Not only do I get a chance to play nice pianos for a captive audience but once in a while a resident will interrupt the final chorus of "Moon River" to request a song. At the Clipper Home a man as white as a bed sheet croaked up, "Do you know Honeysuckle Rose?" and I really had to work to sight read that one but on the third try I played a passable melody. Today the song was the obscure "I'm Always Chasing Rainbows" from 1918, revived by Andy Williams in 1965 and then forgotten...except by 90 year old Texas gentlemen.



Honestly, the request was more like this:
"Do...you...melody...something like that...up...down?"
Oggy thinks, "I need a bit more info, old chap."
"Good song..."
"Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head? By Burt Bacharach? I've got that."
"No."
"All of Me?"
"No. The melody..."
"Is it from Broadway? Some Enchanted Evening? I've Grown Accustomed To..."
"Rainbows....Chasing Rainbows..."
"I'm Always Chasing Rainbows?"
"Yes. Do you know that?"
"Not from memory."

It's been 4 weeks of trying to play piano at this place that is directly across the street. I basically ignored any problems with the apartment (rats running like uncaged bats in the attic, bi-curious landlord, no shower, a mattress with springs popping out of the fabric, 30 year old decor) because when I visited the old age home there was a nearly brand new baby grand piano in perfect working condition. I played two notes and my knees melted. It's a $30K piano that the family of a resident who has passed on donated in typical Texan fashion by going to a piano showroom and asking for the most expensive piano in stock. Few instruments make the player better but this is one of those instruments and out of courtesy I tried to get the entertainment director to call me back to no avail. 4 weeks of me going over there every other day and leaving notes with my phone number and knowing no one is playing that fine piano like a beautiful stripper hanging out alone and naked in a bathroom. Finally, I figured it was Friday and I had a day off and instead of getting my driver's license switched to Texas I took my sheet music and put on a clean sweater and marched over there. Of course she took an early day off but the RN took mercy on me and said, "Come back at dinner. 5:15." I nodded and showed up at 5:15 with an arm full of sheet music. I found a whole crowd of crippled men and women with walkers wearing baby blue cardigan sweaters waiting for me. I fumbled around with my books and heard one of the women whisper, "I don't think he's ever played before."
Ok, it would be a tough audience and as my opening song I played Pachabel's Canon in D because I can fake that song all day long and get the audience on my side.

My internet access is too limited to upload video but trust me when I say it was a safe performance. No Jerry Lee Lewis or endless verses of the Layla piano outro. That will come later. Today was safe pieces like "Bill Bailey" and "Weekend in New England" by Barry Manilow. I kept them entertained for a while and tried to remember how to play piano. Some people turn 30 years old and plan their careers and their families. I plotted out how exactly I would play pop piano at old age homes and believe me it required some severe austerity measures considering I could only play one song ten years ago. Like I tell adults when they ask me to teach them to play blues guitar. "You can do it, but it will require total commitment to irresponsibility."

The request for "I'm Always Chasing Rainbows" is funny because as soon as he requested it I knew I owned the music since I specifically purchased an Andy Williams songbook for that song thinking I could turn it into an Oggy theme song. "My schemes are just like all my dreams, ending in the sky." Of course it's not a song for solo guitar and I've had no access to a piano because society views me as a disgusting dirtbag, so I've carried this stupid Andy Williams songbook from New Brunswick to Texas but I didn't take it to the old age home so I told him he'd have to wait. Then a woman stopped by the piano to thank me and browsed my books of sheet music.
"Bob Wills?" she immediately exclaimed.
It's hard to imagine these men and women lived during the western swing dance era when basically 100% of Texans would swing dance for hours a day as recreation. Western Swing was invented in San Antonio. This was before Big Red soda crippled the health of the South. It's a rare day when all the handicap wheelchairs are not occupied by wide-assed 400 lb folks at the supermarket with crates of Big Red ("The Official Soft Drink of The Texas Diabetes Society") in their basket. It's pure poison and I'm not in favor of prohibition but this shit is more dangerous than crystal meth. It's bewildering how it is not illegal. I took a sip of someone's soda at work and literally had to spit it out. I've never been so repulsed by something so popular except when it comes to Hannah Montana and Justin Beiber and Twilight.

But I digress. I got my Bob Wills book and looked at the 90 year old woman, "You want to hear some Western Swing?" I felt it would be violating some rules but I quickly acquiesced. "Ok."
And I had never played "Bring it on Home to My House" except on guitar but that song really swings on the piano. I had to sing it because the proper tempo is beyond my sight reading abilities to play the melody. My painfully slow rendition of "You Are So Beautiful" pretty much put everyone to sleep (I actually heard snoring in the dining room), but this Bob Wills song woke them back up. I ended with "The Night Life ain't the Good Life, But it's My Life"

If anyone wants to sing with me that would be great. This is one rainbow I finally caught.

I'll Be Home For Chrsitmas

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I had a request for some songs and it took some time to get it together and upload it but here's "I'll be Home For Christmas" as performed at the old age home. It's the only sheet music I had in my collection. The sad news is that when I tried to tackle an uptempo version of Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer, the 87 year old Minnie couldn't help but feel that Christmas spirit and started to dance. She is generally wheelchair bound so I had to slow the Reindeer pack down but it was too late and Minnie had already injured her knee and run out of breath. I really want to die a merciful death early and painlessly rather than have a front row seat to my own decay.
It's one of the great miracles that the virgin birth of a man 2012 years ago on the opposite side of the world somehow is celebrated with songs about flying ungulates in North America.
This makes no sense. I got a pair of socks and some strong painkillers in my stocking.

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Can you see the problem?

My education in HVAC continues in the worst way possible. 50+ years after this Eisenhower era heating unit was installed I arrive and it immediately breaks. Not pictured is the shower of sparks that occurred when I tried to stretch the coil to fit again and caused mayhem. Three of the four elements are toast. It looks like a $10 part and probably was in 1965. Today, I'm literally going to have to start my own reality show in order to hunt this part down. For those Russians searching my blog to spam me with worthless Gucci perfume ads THE LEAST YOU CAN DO is hunt through your soviet scrap heaps for something similar and mail it to me. This is a Sears Air Handler and the sears Service techs laughed at me when I read them the part number. 493.58703. They were like, "Where are the other five numbers?....Oh, you mean it's from 1957 and you want replacement parts? Do I sound like an antique dealer?"



I'm angry because I almost electrocuted myself and no service place will help and they will all come here for $100 to laugh at me and tell me I need to replace the whole unit...which any idiot could tell me but I need to know how to repair it. And in a perfect world this part would still exist but I had to move into the only unimproved house in all of Texas so they still have original heating system. The old man is freezing, can't afford a pair of socks, and I know I'm the only who can fix this but it's actually not fixable in this decade. It would be easier to build a time machines and return to 1970 to buy the parts...but I know I'd get sidetracked trying to track down my mother to get her drunk so maybe she would miscarry me and I could avoid these petty problems.....But really it's merely a fancy space heater with five of these coils mounted on top of a fan. Real high tech. The coils get 240v and glow red hot while the fan blows. Then a family of rats climb in there to get warm and their claws break the coils and Oggy is left to repair it. I'm out of options right now. No parts dealer in Texas has even seen this part. I can't solder it because the solder will melt when it turns on. The only thing I can do is stretch it fit again. Or, since I have two working elements, I'll use those two. fuck it.

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The arthritis in my neck keeps my head bowed in reverence for the demise of humanity. But it's not on purpose. I spent too much time looking at my past below my feet and my neck got stuck in that position. January 1st is a time to look forward because regardless of whatever Irish or Chinese railroad crew was slaughtered because the contractor didn't want to pay them, time plods on and the living can either gripe about past injustices or move on.

I trained myself to methodically record every event in my life so I could later write about it in profound and original ways. This proved to be a double-edged sword because while I got all the details right I couldn't find the pause button on the universal remote control of my life's narrative. I still can't and small gestures and slights and smells and dogs licking lips and paws bleeding and tones of voice in deceitful packages still return to me unwanted when I'm merely laying in bed dreaming of Mexico or mocking television programs. Simply put, I don't have more than five minutes of peace in any day. This burden allows me easy access to the past like a painter using a limitless canvas but imagine if that canvas followed you around all day every day and haunted your dreams... My determination to extract the narrative of my life into a Nutria Cajun Moonshine Sauce has gone too far and I don't see a solution. If it means a decline in my writing then I can't compromise. Nothing will deter me from the completion of my Oggy Saga. But the pursuit of my Oggy Saga is poised to ruin everything.

I've been watching survival shows and the Acronym "STOP" means
S---Situation
T----Threats
O----Observe
P----Plan

Ok, I'm going to apply that to my present survival situation. Usually I trace my path to my present situation on New Years Day and make absolutely no plans for the future. I know it's amusing to watch me go from processing Lobsters in Maine at this time last year, through a tornado ravaged N.Y. and Penn to a Missouri basement and processing IRS tax returns and then fleeing to go to Guatemala through the drought blighted Oklahoma to Austin where I suffered beyond all my limits in 120 degrees and in desperation and penniless going to the desert to slaughter hogs but ending up on the beach in Corpus Christi sick as a poisoned dolphin, alone, deaf, blind, dying...and then becoming a maintenance man at a trailer park and then fixing Goldwing motorcycles at a junk yard... washing from a hose...until the oil field beckoned and I followed the money into hazard beyond hazard that only ended when the whole company was charged with $8 million embezzlement by a notoriously crooked energy company who is actually destroying the global atmosphere while the world watches Storage Wars.
 It's enough to make me forget that in 2011 I managed to drive a 41 year old van to Labrador after 2 years of struggle and border wars.

I don't think it's inaccurate to say that if I had done any planning at all then my whole 2012 narrative would've turned out different. But the problem with crisis situations is that there is no time to plan, no money, no energy and no experience. I'm a child raising himself in a carnival.

Survey Situation -- I'm in a small town in the desert in a house with a tiny bit of heat from an electric furnace that I fixed. I have ordered new restring elements that should solve the heat problem for this winter. The room is cold but it has electricity. The van has a worn transmission. The bands are all slipping. But I have my moped and I have the money and time and skill to rebuild the transmission. I have no pressing engagements.

Threats - arthritis in the neck and spine may prove my undoing. Too much sitting in a chair typing/jerking off and too much driving in futile circles. 8 hours of driving to do 3 hours of work. I got a $600 check for two days of work and all we did was dig two holes. But those two holes were 700 miles from here and we were surrounded by Hydrogen Sulfide gas released by fracking projects. But H2S isn't present in my bedroom. Brown Recluse spiders are all around me. My Tinnitus is going to make me go crazy and I'm looking at a $3000 hearing aid in the hopes it will help. The three dogs are safe now that I have bribed them with biscuits. Two are on death's door.

Observe - Uvalde has few resources but with some networking I can get a garage to use for the transmission project. There's a pawn store where I can hawk my remaining pride. I need to be mobile because if I can't find a job in January then I have to make plans. Also, there are no music teachers in Uvalde.

Plan- Get the parts for the transmission project. It's $150 for all the gaskets and bands and pads. a total rebuild will cost around $300 in parts and two weeks labor. Find a place to do this with a transmission jack.
*Tune the piano. I could easily make money teaching piano in this town. the closest music teacher is 60 miles away. Tuning pianos isn't fun. if it were fun it wouldn't be called a job. there are 88 keys. half of those have three strings each. You have to tune about 200 strings total in a mathematical stretching of octaves and counting beats and hammering each note fifty times to set it. But get it done because right now I've tuned 1 of 6 octaves and the piano sounds worse than ever if I deviate from the 12 keys in tune.
*The two best screenplay ideas I've got need to be finished this year.
*The Crystal Circus has become a circus trying to write. If I really wanted to finish this story then would I keep leaving places with electricity? Please make this a priority.
*If the oil field job calls back then don't answer the phone. I'm lucky to have gotten out alive.
*Having just received $500 in music software along with a new computer I need to record the few songs I have written...especially the Bread and Circus song. There will be no money earned but it's my contribution to the world of art.

Planning isn't hard.

*Shit, I totally forgot that the whole reason I got the new computer was so I could edit the 50 hours of footage from the trip to Labrador....which is rotting in a digital vault. Has anyone noticed that I don't have my shit together? Why didn't anyone say anything?